Doing a redirect in Apache is easy (mod_alias):
RedirectMatch ^.*$ http://portal.example.com/
Setting cache headers is equally easy:
Header set Cache-Control max-age=0
Header set Expires "Thu, 01 Dec 1994 16:00:00 GMT"
(I don't want this cached)
But! It seems you can't combine the two. This configuration results in the redirect being sent, but not the the headers:
<VirtualHost *:80>
ServerName __default__
Header set Cache-Control max-age=0
Header set Expires "Thu, 01 Dec 1994 16:00:00 GMT"
RedirectMatch ^.*$ http://portal.example.com/
</VirtualHost>
Example of what actually happens:
jb@apto % telnet 192.168.0.1 80
Trying 192.168.0.1...
Connected to redirector.example.com.
Escape character is '^]'.
GET / HTTP/1.1
Host: foo
HTTP/1.1 302 Found
Date: Sat, 21 Aug 2010 09:36:38 GMT
Server: Apache/2.2.9 (Debian) Phusion_Passenger/2.2.9
Location: http://portal.example.com/
Vary: Accept-Encoding
Content-Length: 316
Content-Type: text/html; charset=iso-8859-1
(etc)
Any ideas for how to return a redirect with cache headers?
Try adding the "always" condition to your Header directive, so it should look like this:
This should work, without the "always" condition I believe it defaults to "onsuccess" which is defined as any 2xx response code.
You'll need to implement a middle-man script in Perl or PHP (I'd use PHP, it's simpler if already loaded). Check out the rewrite guide, search for "Extended Redirection":
http://httpd.apache.org/docs/2.2/misc/rewriteguide.html
Set up the xredirect, then set your script to push out the headers you want...it's not pretty, but as far as I know it's the only way to do it.