I've just spent the better part of 4 hours trying to get Cacti set up on my Windows 2008 server (involves setting up PHP, MySQL, etc) and I've managed to get the UI working, but can't get the graphs working.
It's very clear to me that Cacti wasn't really designed for Windows (or at least, it wasn't designed to be easily configured on Windows). Surely there's something like Cacti designed specifically for Windows that uses MSSQL and ASP.Net? If this were true, then it would save me an incredible amount of time and hassle.